The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains, down in aaaaaafrica...
The Misheard: I'll catch some waves, down in aaaaaafrica...
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Real Lyric: The cross I bear that you gave to me.
The Misheard: The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, you know her nude
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Real Lyric: Come on baby tell me, you must be joking, right?
The Misheard: Come on baby tell me, two husky children, right?
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Real Lyric: Jimmy crack corn but I don't care.
The Misheard: Jimmy craps corn, but I don't care.
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Real Lyric: balilamos
The Misheard: got tacos?!
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Real Lyric: The kind of girl you read about In new-wave magazine
The Misheard: The kind of girl you read about In nudie magazines
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket
The Misheard: Little black panties in my pocket
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six string Bought it at the five and dime Played it til my fingers bled Was the summer of '69 Me and some guys from school Had a band and we tried real hard Jimmy quit and Joey got married I shoulda known we'd never get far But when I look back now That summer seemed to last forever And if I had the choice Ya - I'd always wanna be there Those were the best days of my life
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dream, Boy, I was 5 and then Played it till my fingers played, It was the summer of '69 Me and some guys from school had a bed and we tried real hard Jimmy quit, till he got married should had known we never get far Oh
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Real Lyric: Who are you? Who who are you...
The Misheard: Cool water, cool cool woo hoo
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