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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Santana

    Song: Oye Como Va

    Real Lyric: Oye como va mi ritmo

    The Misheard: I like Cocoa Puffs, for breakfast

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Fly Like an Eagle

    Real Lyric: Time keeps on slipping,slipping into the future

    The Misheard: Pine keeps on stepping,smelling into the future

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Real Lyric: I want to party on your p***y baby

    The Misheard: Spare him his life from these walls sausages.

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Drive-In Saturday

    Real Lyric: Bureau supply for ageing men

    The Misheard: Euro supply for ageing men

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: I've got my back against the record machine

    The Misheard: I've got my back against the wreckin' machine

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: November Rain

    Real Lyric: Or I'll just end up Walkin' In the cold November rain

    The Misheard: Rockets in the walk-in, in the cold november rain

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    Artist: The B-52s

    Song: Love Shack

    Real Lyric: Tin Roof, Rusted!

    The Misheard: Henry, Rest!

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    Artist: Marcy Playground

    Song: Sex and Candy

    Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?

    The Misheard: Who's that casting three feet of stairs in my direction?

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    Artist: Bob Marley

    Song: Get Up, Stand Up

    Real Lyric: Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight!

    The Misheard: Get up Santa. Santa for your rights. Get up Santa, Don't give up the fight!

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    Artist: Herman's Hermits

    Song: No Milk Today

    Real Lyric: the bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn

    The Misheard: the bottle stands for more: a symbol at the door

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