The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'd steal sun from the sky for you.
The Misheard: I'd steal soap from this guy for you.
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Real Lyric: As He Came Into The Window It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo He Came Into Her Apartment He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet She Ran Underneath The Table He Could See She Was Unable So She Ran Into The Bedroom
The Misheard: As he came, he was a hobo And he struck out, like a Shinto He came into her apartment He left the blush stains on the carpet She drank coffee on the table He could see she was unable So they ran into the bathroom
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Real Lyric: Little Miss, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
The Misheard: Little Miss, Little Miss Candy Drawers
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Real Lyric: Took my time, took my chances
The Misheard: My sister's friend heard them as: Took my dime, took my ten cents
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Real Lyric: Keep On with the force,don't stop Don't stop til you get enough
The Misheard: Get on to the bus don't stop Don't stop til' your gettin' off
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Real Lyric: Strumming dub plates with his fingers
The Misheard: Stroking my face with his fingers
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Real Lyric: She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
The Misheard: She asked me if I can pass his whip; I am Greek
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Real Lyric: What's the meaning What's the meaning of like
The Misheard: Karaz kirezee Karaz kirezoba
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Real Lyric: Eminence front, eminence front
The Misheard: Evelyn's c*nt, Evelyn's c*nt
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls
The Misheard: Don't go chasing butterballs
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