The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: gee our old Lasalle ran great
The Misheard: g r oh i'll cellebrate
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Real Lyric: Liberate My Madness
The Misheard: Liberate Bananas
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Real Lyric: Allison
The Misheard: Aloe Sun
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Real Lyric: Let the bodies hit the floor.
The Misheard: let the bodies get the soap.
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Real Lyric: Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say
The Misheard: We threw up in the middle of the night just to hear them say
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Real Lyric: yes sir, yes sir three bags full
The Misheard: asshole, asshole 3 hags hull
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: She ripped up her douche in the middle of the night.
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Real Lyric: I'd steal sun from the sky for you.
The Misheard: I'd steal soap from this guy for you.
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Real Lyric: As He Came Into The Window It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo He Came Into Her Apartment He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet She Ran Underneath The Table He Could See She Was Unable So She Ran Into The Bedroom
The Misheard: As he came, he was a hobo And he struck out, like a Shinto He came into her apartment He left the blush stains on the carpet She drank coffee on the table He could see she was unable So they ran into the bathroom
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