The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady.
The Misheard: Do the lucky lady.
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Real Lyric: I'm A Barbie Girl
The Misheard: C'mon Touch My Curl
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Real Lyric: You're the one that I want
The Misheard: Huelemelo (weh-leh-meh-lo)
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Real Lyric: Businessman drink my wine, plowman dig my earth.
The Misheard: Policeman drink my wine, come and take my herb.
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Real Lyric: Such a pretty house oh, Such a pretty garden
The Misheard: Such a pretty ass on Such a pretty guy
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Real Lyric: just touch my cheek before you leave, baby...
The Misheard: just brush your teeth before you leave, baby...
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin - touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Like a virgin - f**ked for the very first time
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Real Lyric: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter...
The Misheard: Hit me where the wind blows, doesn't really matter...
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Real Lyric: annie are you okay
The Misheard: annie are you walking
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Real Lyric: I can't, I can't I can't stand losing I can't, I can't I can't stand losing you
The Misheard: I can't stand music...
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