The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna be your only man.
The Misheard: I wanna be your rolleyman.
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Real Lyric: Alive and kicking
The Misheard: Eye love and kicking
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Real Lyric: Do you remember when the world began to put up its thorny fence?
The Misheard: Do you remember when the world began to pull up its funny pants
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Real Lyric: And no one to relate to, except the sea
The Misheard: And no one to relate to except machines
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Real Lyric: Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.
The Misheard: Sandwich man, wrap you up in cellophane
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Real Lyric: Get off the fence It's creasing your butt Life is a party Lets get out and strut
The Misheard: Get off the Fence Cause there's Grease in your BUTT.
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Real Lyric: Don't turn around because you're gonna see my heart breaking
The Misheard: Don't turn around unless you wanna see me buck naked
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Real Lyric: Sorry sweetheart, I'd much rather keep on the balaclava
The Misheard: Sorry sweetheart abba trava, he bung the balaclava
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Real Lyric: Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet, put it in the air and sing
The Misheard: Throw in your iPod, put in some water, grow it from thin air like spring
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Real Lyric: theres a fear in me and its not showing
The Misheard: theres a gear in me and its not rowing
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