The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words.
The Misheard: I hope you don’t mind that I broke the dining room rug.
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Real Lyric: As if I didn't know how You brushed your hair from your forehead
The Misheard: As if I didn't know how You brushed your hair, and farted
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Real Lyric: If you change your mind I'm the first in line
The Misheard: When you change your mind On the first-rate line
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Real Lyric: But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well, I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk, And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist, And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ
The Misheard: But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well, I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk, And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist, And Webster yeah he'll hang out with us cause he's the anti-chris
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Real Lyric: scuse me while i kiss the sky
The Misheard: scuse me while i piss the sky
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Real Lyric: Just like a white winged dove
The Misheard: Just like a one-winged girl
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the blood I shed it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: Don't you wanna be, more than friends?
The Misheard: Don't you wanna be, old and frail?
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Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
The Misheard: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
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Real Lyric: We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue And then we'll take it higher
The Misheard: Gonna walk down to Election Avenue Then we'll make it higher
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