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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Police

    Song: So Lonely

    Real Lyric: In this theatre that I call my soul

    The Misheard: In this dis-event I call my soul, then In this desert that I call my soul

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    Artist: Bay City Rollers

    Song: Saturday Night

    Real Lyric: S! A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! Night!!

    The Misheard: Essay Diggity one diggity one 19!!!

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    Artist: Sheryl Crow

    Song: Soak Up the Sun

    Real Lyric: I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up

    The Misheard: I'm gonna tell everyone to like donuts

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    Artist: Kim Carnes

    Song: Bette Davis Eyes

    Real Lyric: All the better just to please you

    The Misheard: Have a bad time just to please you

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.

    The Misheard: You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself garotte.

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    Artist: Seal

    Song: A Kiss From A Rose

    Real Lyric: To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.

    The Misheard: To me you're like a grown up dictionary catch an eye.

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    Artist: Robert Palmer

    Song: Addicted To Love

    Real Lyric: your gonna have to face it your addicted to love

    The Misheard: madonna had a face lift your addicted to love

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    Artist: Smash Mouth

    Song: Walkin' On The Sun

    Real Lyric: It's just like any fad, it retracts before impact..... Might as well be walking on the sun

    The Misheard: it's just like getting fat, it subtracts before it adds.... Bodys will be walking on the sun

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Living On A Prayer

    Real Lyric: ooh, living on a prayer.

    The Misheard: ooh, living on bread.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: One

    Real Lyric: tied to machines that make me be

    The Misheard: tied to machines that make me pee

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