The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up
The Misheard: I'm gonna tell everyone to like donuts
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Real Lyric: All the better just to please you
The Misheard: Have a bad time just to please you
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Real Lyric: You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.
The Misheard: You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself garotte.
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Real Lyric: To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.
The Misheard: To me you're like a grown up dictionary catch an eye.
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Real Lyric: your gonna have to face it your addicted to love
The Misheard: madonna had a face lift your addicted to love
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Real Lyric: It's just like any fad, it retracts before impact..... Might as well be walking on the sun
The Misheard: it's just like getting fat, it subtracts before it adds.... Bodys will be walking on the sun
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Real Lyric: ooh, living on a prayer.
The Misheard: ooh, living on bread.
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Real Lyric: tied to machines that make me be
The Misheard: tied to machines that make me pee
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Real Lyric: I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words.
The Misheard: I hope you don’t mind that I broke the dining room rug.
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Real Lyric: As if I didn't know how You brushed your hair from your forehead
The Misheard: As if I didn't know how You brushed your hair, and farted
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