The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Doesn't it matter That I have to feed the both of us Employment's down
The Misheard: doesn't matter that i have to feed the buffalo some corn aswell?
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Real Lyric: When you get caught between the moon and New York City
The Misheard: When you get "drunk" between the moon and New York City
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Real Lyric: Dirty Diana, oh!
The Misheard: Cos she's a jester, oh!
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Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido.
The Misheard: a mulatto, an albino, I'm a skater, not a beaner
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have your boots been under
The Misheard: Boots paid. Have your boots paid, honey
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Real Lyric: But they'll want their money back if you're alive at thrity-three
The Misheard: But they won't come running back if you're a fly honey flea
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Real Lyric: Crawling in my skin
The Misheard: crawling in my s**t
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Real Lyric: she's a big teaser
The Misheard: she's a prick teaser
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Real Lyric: Pretty little thing let me light your candle
The Misheard: Pretty little thing let me light your tentacles
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Real Lyric: dreams of war, dreams of liars dreams of dragons fire and of things that will bite
The Misheard: dreams of war, dreams of liars dreams of dragons fire in a baked apple pie
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