The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: O-S-S-E-O
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Real Lyric: When she cries in the night, Tommy whispers: "Baby, it's okay"
The Misheard: When she cries in the night, Tommy whispers: "Baby, I'm half-gay"
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Real Lyric: How can I resist you
The Misheard: Walkin' on her sister
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Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint!
The Misheard: Hey, wait, I've got to lose some weight!
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Real Lyric: glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: glorified virgin on a pedestal
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Real Lyric: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
The Misheard: Goodbye Penelope Rose
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Real Lyric: .....he'll drive a funky car
The Misheard: .....he'll try to f**k your car
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Real Lyric: Her mind is Tiffany twisted
The Misheard: Her mind is definitely twisted
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Real Lyric: Each of us A cell of awareness Imperfect and incomplete
The Misheard: Each of us A son of a walrus Imperfect and incomplete
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Real Lyric: I dont think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I dont think you're ready for this cheddar
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