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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: ELO

    Song: Evil Woman

    Real Lyric: E-Evil woman!

    The Misheard: He-ebrew woman!

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    Artist: Coldplay

    Song: Yellow

    Real Lyric: for you I plead myself trying

    The Misheard: for you I bleed myself dry

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bicycle Race

    Real Lyric: Bicycle! Bicycle!

    The Misheard: Buy Pickles! Buy picles!

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    Artist: Nickelback

    Song: How You Remind Me

    Real Lyric: This is how you remind me of what i really am

    The Misheard: this is how you remind me of a black man

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    Artist: Alabama

    Song: If You're Gonna Play In Texas

    Real Lyric: I remember down in Houston, we were puttin' on a show When some cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, "Cotton-Eyed Joe!"

    The Misheard: I remember down in Houston, we were puttin' on a show When some cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, "Hot Dogs, Joe!

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

    The Misheard: They paved paradise and put up a f*cking lot

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Give It Away

    Real Lyric: Bob Marley poet and a prophet.

    The Misheard: Bob Marley goin' into politics.

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    Artist: Enya

    Song: Orinoco Flow

    Real Lyric: From Bissau to Pilau -- in the shade of Avalon,

    The Misheard: From parking lots to my mom's-- once we really find saddam

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    Artist: Robbie Williams

    Song: Rock DJ

    Real Lyric: i dont wanna rock, dj

    The Misheard: i dont want a sock, bj

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    Artist: Annie Lennox

    Song: Walking On Broken Glass

    Real Lyric: Walking on broken glass

    The Misheard: Walking on broken grass

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