The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dr says he's coming but you got to pay in cash.
The Misheard: Dr says he's coming but you got to finish last.
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Real Lyric: Brown girl in the ring Tra la la la la There's a brown girl in the ring Tra la la la la la She looks like a sugar in a plum plum plum
The Misheard: Tomcat in the ring Sha la la la la Look that tomcat in the ring Sha la la la la la He looks like the champion of the plum plum plum
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Real Lyric: I haven't a clue. I'll be curious to hear what they really are
The Misheard: Little Early Burly gave my anus curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche Another boner in the night
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Real Lyric: Island Girl, what you wanted with the white man's world
The Misheard: Island Girl, what you wanted with your wife's Aunt Pearl
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Real Lyric: Just like my Ken and Barbie doll
The Misheard: It's just like I get aborted all
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Real Lyric: Let me go on, Like I blister in the sun
The Misheard: Let me go, Juan... White guys blister in the sun
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Real Lyric: How bizzare, How bizzare
The Misheard: I'll resign, I'll resign
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Real Lyric: Lippin' off hard, goin' home in a basket
The Misheard: Living off bark in an oatmean basket
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Real Lyric: the dead lay in pools of maroon below
The Misheard: and they lay on pools of moonglow
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