The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I haven't a clue. I'll be curious to hear what they really are
The Misheard: Little Early Burly gave my anus curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche Another boner in the night
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Real Lyric: Island Girl, what you wanted with the white man's world
The Misheard: Island Girl, what you wanted with your wife's Aunt Pearl
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Real Lyric: Just like my Ken and Barbie doll
The Misheard: It's just like I get aborted all
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Real Lyric: Let me go on, Like I blister in the sun
The Misheard: Let me go, Juan... White guys blister in the sun
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Real Lyric: How bizzare, How bizzare
The Misheard: I'll resign, I'll resign
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Real Lyric: Lippin' off hard, goin' home in a basket
The Misheard: Living off bark in an oatmean basket
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Real Lyric: the dead lay in pools of maroon below
The Misheard: and they lay on pools of moonglow
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Real Lyric: E-Evil woman!
The Misheard: He-ebrew woman!
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Real Lyric: for you I plead myself trying
The Misheard: for you I bleed myself dry
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