The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Two turntables and a microphone
The Misheard: Two ton titties and a microphone
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Real Lyric: We'd live happily ever trapped If you just save my life
The Misheard: We live happily ever trapped in future save my life.
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Real Lyric: Looking for a sign of life
The Misheard: Looking for a satellite
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Real Lyric: For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen
The Misheard: For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever got forty cents We were merely freshmen
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Real Lyric: Father, into your hands
The Misheard: Falling deer head
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Real Lyric: glorified version of a pellet gun.
The Misheard: glorified version of Elliot Gould
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl that claims i am the one
The Misheard: The Billie Jean of my life tell me, i am the one
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Real Lyric: Pour Some Sugar On Me
The Misheard: Love song, tout le monde, me
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Real Lyric: Oh, and on I burn Turning my direction Quench my thirst with gasoline
The Misheard: Oh, in that I burn Turning my erection Drench my thirst with gasoline
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Real Lyric: He was brutally handsome and she was terminally pretty he held her up and she held hjm for ransom In the heart of the cold city
The Misheard: He was brutally handsome and she was terminally gray he held her up and she held him for ransom In the heart of the cold day
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