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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Foo Fighters

    Song: Learn to Fly

    Real Lyric: Looking for a sign of life

    The Misheard: Looking for a satellite

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    Artist: Verve Pipe

    Song: Freshmen

    Real Lyric: For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen

    The Misheard: For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever got forty cents We were merely freshmen

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: Father, into your hands

    The Misheard: Falling deer head

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Glorified G

    Real Lyric: glorified version of a pellet gun.

    The Misheard: glorified version of Elliot Gould

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl that claims i am the one

    The Misheard: The Billie Jean of my life tell me, i am the one

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Pour Some Sugar on Me

    Real Lyric: Pour Some Sugar On Me

    The Misheard: Love song, tout le monde, me

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Oh, and on I burn Turning my direction Quench my thirst with gasoline

    The Misheard: Oh, in that I burn Turning my erection Drench my thirst with gasoline

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Life In The Fast Lane

    Real Lyric: He was brutally handsome and she was terminally pretty he held her up and she held hjm for ransom In the heart of the cold city

    The Misheard: He was brutally handsome and she was terminally gray he held her up and she held him for ransom In the heart of the cold day

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Life In The Fast Lane

    Real Lyric: Dr says he's coming but you got to pay in cash.

    The Misheard: Dr says he's coming but you got to finish last.

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    Artist: Boney M

    Song: Brown Girl

    Real Lyric: Brown girl in the ring Tra la la la la There's a brown girl in the ring Tra la la la la la She looks like a sugar in a plum plum plum

    The Misheard: Tomcat in the ring Sha la la la la Look that tomcat in the ring Sha la la la la la He looks like the champion of the plum plum plum

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