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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Mindless Self Indulgence

    Song: Ala Mode

    Real Lyric: I got 31 flavors to make you a believer, baby

    The Misheard: I got 31 flavors to make you want my lever, baby

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Black or White

    Real Lyric: And I told about equality And it's true Either you're wrong or you're right

    The Misheard: And I told Havati Quati In the truth either you're wrong or you're right.

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    Artist: Rocky Horror Picture Soundtrack

    Song: Planet Schmanet, Janet

    Real Lyric: You're as sensual as a pencil

    The Misheard: You're essential as a pencil

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    Artist: Huey Lewis & the News

    Song: Heart of Rock and Roll

    Real Lyric: They say the heart of rock and roll is still beatin' And from what I've seen I believe 'em Now the old boy may be barely breathin' But the heart of rock and roll Heart of rock and roll is still beatin'

    The Misheard: They say the harder rock and roll is still beaten And from what I've seen I believe 'em Now the old boy may be barely breathin' But the harder rock and roll, Harder rock and roll is still beaten

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    Artist: Gordon Lightfoot

    Song: Early Morning Rain

    Real Lyric: "You can't jump a jet plane like you can a freight train."

    The Misheard: "Can't jump John Wayne, like a freight train."

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: Seven

    Real Lyric: With an intellect and a savior-faire

    The Misheard: With an intellect and the sidewalk there

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: Man On The Moon

    Real Lyric: Andy, are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby?

    The Misheard: Andy, are you goofing on Elm Street, baby?

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    Artist: Pink

    Song: Just Like Fire

    Real Lyric: Just like fire, burning up the way. If I can light up the world for just one day.

    The Misheard: Just like fire, burning up the way. f**king up the world in just one day.

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    Artist: Chris Rea

    Song: Fool If You Think It's Over

    Real Lyric: Fool if you think it's over...

    The Misheard: OOOH, I think it's over ....

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    Artist: Daft Punk

    Song: Get Lucky

    Real Lyric: I'm up all night to get lucky.

    The Misheard: I'm up on Mexican Loki.

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