The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The shoes on my feet, I bought it, the clothes I'm wearing, I bought it, the watch I'm watching, I bought it, cause I depend on me.
The Misheard: The shoes on my feet, Alf Garnett, the clothes I'm wearing, Alf Garnett, the watch I'm watching, Alf Garnett, cause I depend on meat.
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Real Lyric: If you change your mind, I'm the first in line Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me
The Misheard: Chica, change your mind, on the first-grade line Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around.
The Misheard: Everybody down lets party all around
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds and theyre done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Kids and the Dungeon Queen
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Real Lyric: a cheap f**k for me to lay
The Misheard: archie bunk for me to lay
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
The Misheard: All because sometimes we dance some.
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Real Lyric: It's a beautiful day Sky falls, you feel like
The Misheard: It's a beautiful day Just gotta fold your feet up
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Real Lyric: Firstborn unicorn, Hardcore soft porn
The Misheard: Firstborn in a coal, Hardcore soft corn
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Real Lyric: Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots
The Misheard: Blame it all on my roots I puked in my boots
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Real Lyric: i haven't a clue
The Misheard: mmm bop big tampon doo bop
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