The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She dreams in colour, she dreams of him. Can't find a better man.
The Misheard: She dreams in colour, she dreams of him. Can't find amphetamine.
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Real Lyric: In the jealous games people play
The Misheard: Digitalis can't beat the plague
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Real Lyric: Working on mysteries without any clues
The Misheard: Working on mysteries without any clothes
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Real Lyric: im a creep, im a weirdo
The Misheard: im a creep, im a widow
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Real Lyric: Out on the wiley, windy moors We'd roll and fall in green. You had a temper like my jealousy: Too hot, too greedy
The Misheard: Out on a windy windy moor Sweet Roland falls in brie You had distemper like my jellied eels Too hot, too greasy
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Real Lyric: Govinda Jaya Jaya, Gopala Jaya Jaya,
The Misheard: God Fix the Drier-Drier God Fix the Drier-Drier
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Real Lyric: I've seen the bottom of every bottle
The Misheard: I've seen the bottom of a fairy bottle.
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Real Lyric: All the women who are independent, throw your hands up at me.
The Misheard: All the women who are independent, throw your hands up Batman.
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Real Lyric: The shoes on my feet, I bought it, the clothes I'm wearing, I bought it, the watch I'm watching, I bought it, cause I depend on me.
The Misheard: The shoes on my feet, Alf Garnett, the clothes I'm wearing, Alf Garnett, the watch I'm watching, Alf Garnett, cause I depend on meat.
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Real Lyric: If you change your mind, I'm the first in line Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me
The Misheard: Chica, change your mind, on the first-grade line Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me
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