The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Watched It Pour As I Touched Your Face
The Misheard: Watching Porn As I m********e
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Real Lyric: Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?
The Misheard: Ozzy lost his mind. Can he see or has he died?
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Real Lyric: Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind.
The Misheard: Finished with my tomodachi couldn't help me with my dimes.
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Real Lyric: Give yourself up to me
The Misheard: Give your sofa to me
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Real Lyric: Re-Spect, Walk, what do you say.
The Misheard: Breath, Spit, Walk, what do you say?
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Real Lyric: What I've felt what Ive known, never shined thru in what Iv'e shown. never free never me, so I dub thee unforgiven
The Misheard: Lemon Free Lemonade, so I dub thee unforgiven
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Real Lyric: The heat was on, rising to the top Everybody's goin' strong And that is when my spark got hot
The Misheard: ...And that is when my spunk got hot
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Real Lyric: Oh won't you take me to funky town
The Misheard: Oh won't you take me to monkey town
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Real Lyric: Proud Mary keep on rollin'.
The Misheard: Primary keep on rollin'.
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Real Lyric: More than a woman to me.
The Misheard: Bald headed woman to me.
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