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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: K.D. Lang

    Song: Constant Craving

    Real Lyric: constant craving

    The Misheard: Although I like kd, her diction on this was woeful. I misheard them as 'And God said maybe' The many entries for this song make me feel OK and not moronic. Play it again. The diction is slurred. Sometimes slurred diction is an artistic ploy. Other times i

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    Artist: Billy Idol

    Song: Eyes Without A Face

    Real Lyric: "Eyes without a face"

    The Misheard: "How's about a date"

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Life In The Fast Lane

    Real Lyric: life in the fast lane

    The Misheard: my swollen ass vein

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Kokomo

    Real Lyric: Martinique, that Mt. Arat Mystique

    The Misheard: Martinique, that mound of rotten steak!

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    Artist: Great White

    Song: Once Bitten Twice Shy

    Real Lyric: Once bitten, twice shy

    The Misheard: I wanna spit in your eye

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    Artist: Commodores

    Song: Brick House

    Real Lyric: shake it down

    The Misheard: suck-a -c**k

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    Artist: George Harrison

    Song: All Those Years Ago

    Real Lyric: All Those Years Ago

    The Misheard: Although she's a girl

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche Like a potato in the night

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

    The Misheard: dirty deeds and the dunder jeep

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    Artist: Mr. Mister

    Song: Kyrie

    Real Lyric: Somewhere between the soul and soft machine Is where I find myself again

    The Misheard: Somewhere between the snow and salt machines Is where I find myself again

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