The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jai Guru Deva
The Misheard: Jackaroo Daylight
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Real Lyric: sad but true!
The Misheard: say control!
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Real Lyric: Business men they drink my wine Plowmen dig my earth None will level on the wine Nobody of it is worth
The Misheard: Businessman he, drink my wine, come and take my herb Nobody ever on his mind Nobody up in his word
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Real Lyric: Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space!
The Misheard: Fire all of your guns at once and explode in her face!
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Real Lyric: Let the bodies hit the floor.
The Misheard: Left the party, slit my throat.
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Real Lyric: You're shaking my confidence daily.
The Misheard: You're stirring my coffee and saline
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Real Lyric: the shareef don't like it
The Misheard: sharlene, i'll meet you on the night train
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Real Lyric: The panic, the vomit
The Misheard: The fanny, the vulva
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Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
The Misheard: Parsely sage, rose (as in rise) Mary and Tom
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Real Lyric: Stop in the name of love
The Misheard: Stop in the neighbourhood
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