The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He took my virtue!
The Misheard: He took my fav'rite shoe!
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Real Lyric: Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.
The Misheard: Throw the machete to the levy when the levy was dry.
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Real Lyric: Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
The Misheard: Throw my machete to the levee and the levee was dry
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Real Lyric: When you wish upon a star...
The Misheard: Winnie Witch has found a star...
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Real Lyric: Like new buildings, square, tall and the same
The Misheard: Like the villains, Squirtle and the slain
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Real Lyric: Oh, Black Betty, bamalam
The Misheard: Oh Black Belly, bamalam
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Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years
The Misheard: Are you ringing in the ears
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Real Lyric: Make his fight on the hill in the early day.
The Misheard: Mega-sprite on the hill in the early day
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Real Lyric: Hear we are now, Entertain us I feel stupid And contagious
The Misheard: Hear bees are loud Empanadas Final Runescape Man down ages
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Real Lyric: Go 'head and ash it on the floor now
The Misheard: Go 'head and now s**t on the floor now
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