The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I will keep on fighting 'till I die
The Misheard: I will keep on farting will I die
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Real Lyric: in the shape of an L on her forehead
The Misheard: in the shape of an elf on her forehead
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Real Lyric: Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn
The Misheard: Look at all the happy preachers dancing on the lawn
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Real Lyric: The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
The Misheard: The searchers all say they'd have made whitefish pray
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a baboon on your eye
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Real Lyric: Pounding out aggression turns into obsession cannot kill the Battery
The Misheard: Pounding on the Grinch and, Turn into a Sensei. Cannot kill the manta ray!
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Real Lyric: Bandages, bandages, bandages
The Misheard: Ban the Jews, ban the Jews, ban the Jews
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Real Lyric: Lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go, go...
The Misheard: who's your sou-thin the music the moan that you own itch you better Neverland go, go…
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Real Lyric: Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis, Pumped a lot of 'pane down in New Orleans
The Misheard: Cleaned a lot of planes in Memphis, Humped a lot of things down in New Orleans
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: cant work at this anymore cant prove i wanna stay at home tied up to all these crack s**ts they never fall from your hands
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