The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Penny Lane is my head
The Misheard: Mary Lane is in my bed
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Real Lyric: You know the preacher likes the cold
The Misheard: You know the preacher likes to crow
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Real Lyric: Is it a daisy or a rose?
The Misheard: Is it a cheezy-o?
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Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie........ Cocaine.
The Misheard: She don't like, she don't like, she don't like........Cocaine.
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Real Lyric: rock the casbah, rock the casbah
The Misheard: come to pathmark, come to pathmark
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Real Lyric: Pour Some Sugar on Me (In the name of Love)?
The Misheard: Poison shootin' on me . . . in the neighborhood!
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Real Lyric: When I get older Losing my hair
The Misheard: When I get older Losing my head.
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Real Lyric: You say your mum ain't home,it ain't my concern, just come play with me, and you won't get burned
The Misheard: You say your mum ain't home, it ain't napkin time, just come play with me, and your wonky bird
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Real Lyric: Each morning I get up I die a little
The Misheard: Each morning I get off my diet
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Real Lyric: hgk
The Misheard: hjhj
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