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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Don't Stand So Close to Me

    Real Lyric: don't stand so close to me

    The Misheard: this dinosaur knows you're name.

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Otherside

    Real Lyric: How long how long will I slide Separate my side I don't I don't believe it's bad Slit my throat It's all I ever

    The Misheard: how long how long last night Separate my side how long I don't believe it's bad sleep in my coat is all I ever

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    Artist: Nelly Furtado

    Song: I'm Like A Bird

    Real Lyric: I don't know where my home is

    The Misheard: I don't know where my hole is

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    Artist: Go-Gos

    Song: Our Lips Are Sealed

    Real Lyric: Our Lips are Sealed

    The Misheard: Irises Kill

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    Artist: Smashing Pumpkins

    Song: Bullet With Butterfly Wings

    Real Lyric: jesus was an only son for you

    The Misheard: Jesus once said I`ll mess up for you

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Crocodile Rock

    Real Lyric: Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans

    The Misheard: Dreaming of some sherry and some sodomy

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    Artist: Phil Collins

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah

    The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tough s**t.

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: Showin' how funky strong is your fighter. It doesn't matter whose wrong or right.

    The Misheard: Showin' how funky 'long as your bright. It doesn't matter whose wrong or right.

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    Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: You Sexy Thing

    Real Lyric: I believe in miracles Where you from?

    The Misheard: I believe in Milka when you come along. (Milka is a German chocolate brand)

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    Artist: Bob Seger

    Song: Fire Lake

    Real Lyric: Goin' to go to Fire Lake...

    The Misheard: Goin' to bowl the night away...

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