The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: How could I forget that I had given her a extra key
The Misheard: How could I forget that I had given her HIV
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Real Lyric: ob-la-di,ob-la-da
The Misheard: oh bloody,oh blooda,oh bloodoo
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: sure as kill a man jar oh ices like a limp-wrist above the serene yetti
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Real Lyric: Animals strike curious poses
The Misheard: Animal srtiped Cheerios-es
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Real Lyric: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.
The Misheard: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumous, but I think that God's gone to six cents a dealer, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.
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Real Lyric: Get your motor running
The Misheard: Catch'em while their running
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Real Lyric: There's gonna be a heartache tonight, a heartache tonight..
The Misheard: There's gonna be a homework tonight, a homework tonight..
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Real Lyric: Start me up! Start me up and I'll never stop.
The Misheard: Insomnia. You get me started and I never stop.
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Take me back right now
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