The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in mail call
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Real Lyric: I believe in Miracles
The Misheard: I believe in Wicca
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Real Lyric: who wants honey, as long as theres money
The Misheard: who wants my heiney, as long as theres money.
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved by a trebuchet
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold, I wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
The Misheard: My tea's gone cold, I wondering why I got out of bed at all I wanna make love to my window and I can't see at all
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Real Lyric: Dirty deads done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deads, Dungbombs cheap
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Real Lyric: living on a prayer
The Misheard: living on bread
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Real Lyric: If you could only see
The Misheard: If you could own Lassie
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you could know
The Misheard: She's a slutty mormon, don't you know
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down
The Misheard: I get knocked down but like an open can You're never gonna keep me down
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