The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Before I forget this
The Misheard: Before I f**k black men
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Real Lyric: Just like a chick in the casino
The Misheard: Just a chicken, La Cocina
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Real Lyric: Declare the pennies on your eyes
The Misheard: Two clover-pennies on your eyes
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Real Lyric: Aurora Borealis comes in view Aurora comes in view
The Misheard: Aurora Borealis comes in view Alice comes in view
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Real Lyric: Now I'm gunna wish you never had met me
The Misheard: Never had chicken Never had crab meat
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
The Misheard: Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots...
The Misheard: She's gotta let me goose...
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Real Lyric: ... I'm not a hero
The Misheard: ... I'm not an emo
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Real Lyric: And what the hell is on Joey's head?
The Misheard: And where the hell is Bon Jovi's head?
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Real Lyric: I woke up with an Australian breeze.
The Misheard: I woke up with an Australian Sheep.
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