The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Another loser anthem, woah!
The Misheard: I'll never use a rectum, woah!
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls
The Misheard: Don't go, Jason, water falls.
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man; I'm more than red cheese
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Real Lyric: Take Your cat and leave my sweater
The Misheard: Kick your cat and eat my sweater
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Real Lyric: Ahhhh, Wam Bam Thank you Mam
The Misheard: Ahhh, wam bam jack your lamb.
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Real Lyric: Mr. Jones and me Stumbling through the barrio
The Misheard: Mr. Jone Lamb-ey, put it in the stereo
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Real Lyric: Me and Cinderella, put it all together, we can drive it home, with one headlight.
The Misheard: Me and cindereller, put it on together, we can have a hard on, on one heartache.
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Real Lyric: Got canned heat in my heels tonight
The Misheard: Got candy in my heels tonight
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have that physical attraction
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Real Lyric: You had strateigally dipped below one eye Your scarf, it was apricot. You had one eye in the mirror As you watched yourself gavotte
The Misheard: ...You watched your silk cravat
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