The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You can't always get what you want.
The Misheard: You can't always get a wet chihuahua
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: The dukes of hazzard in the classroom
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Real Lyric: A Denial
The Misheard: Let Me Die, Y'all
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot Sharon, but I did not shoot me-ee-ee
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Real Lyric: You know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The Misheard: You know you can always grow up and get laid
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Real Lyric: She wore a pearl necklace
The Misheard: She wore a pearl neckbrace
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Real Lyric: Hello, Hello, Hello, How low
The Misheard: Alone, Alone, Alone, Alone
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Real Lyric: I'm such a fool for you
The Misheard: You're such a fool bry-an
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Real Lyric: Zooropa... vorsprung durch technik
The Misheard: Zooropa... four sprung bed technique
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Real Lyric: I'd die without you
The Misheard: Dog without a shoe
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