The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Because your kiss, your kiss, is on my lips...
The Misheard: Because your piss, your piss, is on my lips...
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Real Lyric: If you're under 18, you won't be doing any time
The Misheard: If your underrated genie won't be doing any time
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Real Lyric: If you're under 18, you won't be doing any time
The Misheard: If your underrated genie won't be doing any time
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Real Lyric: te quiero, amor mio (loose translation: I love/want you, my love)
The Misheard: te quiero, amarillo (I love/want you, yellow)
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Real Lyric: Who wants honey as long as there's some money?
The Misheard: Who wants honey, as long as it's soft and runny?
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time.
The Misheard: We know whoa..oh..oh..oh, let them know it's Christmas time.
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Real Lyric: goo goo goo joob
The Misheard: cook cook a jew
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. Its just a spring clean for the May queen.
The Misheard: If there's a rustle in your hedgerow, go get a lawn-mower. Its just a spring clean for the May queen.
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Real Lyric: My angel is a xenophobe
The Misheard: My angel is a centerfold
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