The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Think about your touch
The Misheard: Think about your tush
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Real Lyric: Finally you've come along The way I feel about you It just can't be wrong
The Misheard: Finally you've come along The way I feel about you It just gives me the runs
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Real Lyric: I am a jealous man
The Misheard: I am a genderless man
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Real Lyric: songbird, main line, cashback, hard top
The Misheard: soft wood, in line, cashback, hot dog
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Real Lyric: First class information
The Misheard: First comes Sal's cremation
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Real Lyric: I stopped an old man along the way
The Misheard: I stopped a notepad along the way
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Real Lyric: Shots of patron
The Misheard: Shots up a troll/Shots of patrol
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Real Lyric: Why I got you on my mind.
The Misheard: Why I got you on my money.
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Real Lyric: Turn your magic on Umi she'd say
The Misheard: Turn your magic on to me she'd say
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Real Lyric: Help me polarize, help me polarize
The Misheard: Help me bowl of rice, help me bowl of rice
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