The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tea's gone cold i'm wondering why
The Misheard: Tease don't call i'm wondering why
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Real Lyric: i wore cologne to get the feeling right
The Misheard: i walked alone to get the beating right
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Real Lyric: I had my first real six string
The Misheard: I had my first real sex dream
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Real Lyric: Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight Then that cat will stay out for the night
The Misheard: Sunday, they be dreadful when they fight Then that's tadpole's day upon a night
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'til her daddy takes her T-bird away
The Misheard: And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'til her daddy takes her teeth away
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Real Lyric: Met a man from China went down to Geisha Minah
The Misheard: Little man vagina bound to get Jemimah
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Real Lyric: You're a real tough cookie with a long history
The Misheard: You're a real tough cookie with a long-eared siree
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: Boston Sugar Party
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Real Lyric: tied to machines that make me be
The Misheard: tied to machines that make me pee
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Real Lyric: Oh oh, I'm still alive.
The Misheard: Oh oh, I'm killing flies.
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