The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Badder than old king kong
The Misheard: Badder than old King John
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Real Lyric: I'm your private dancer... (and I've never figured out the correct lyrics.)
The Misheard: I'm your private dancer--I'll dance on your privates.
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Real Lyric: It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
The Misheard: It's like Zophar's Man-boobs when all you need is a knife.
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Real Lyric: Animals and children tell the truth/ they never lie
The Misheard: Cannonballs and children tell the truth/they never lie
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Real Lyric: But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
The Misheard: But I’m a creep, I’m a litterer.
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Real Lyric: Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
The Misheard: Please stick to the ribbons on your legs that you're used to.
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Real Lyric: Are you goofin on Elvis
The Misheard: Are you goofin on Elmstreet
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece another runner in the night?
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche another groaner in the night.
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Real Lyric: unknown
The Misheard: Shot in the dark and your to blame, you give love a bad name.
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Real Lyric: When routine bites hard and ambitions are low
The Misheard: When rooting my tart An admission of love
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