The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: Greasy slicked down body, groovy leather trim I like the way you hold the road, lord, it ain't no s**t! Talkin’ ’bout love Get your free transmission, 'fore I make you explode! Mama, let me pump your gas, mama, let me do it all
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Real Lyric: Or I'll just end up walkin' In the cold November rain
The Misheard: Rock is in the pumpkin In the cold November Rain
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Real Lyric: Goodbye Earl
The Misheard: Goodbye Squirrel
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Real Lyric: Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade, guys like us we had it made, those were the days. And you know where you were then, girls were girls and men were men, mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again, didn't need no welfare states. Everybody pulls his weight, gee our old Lasalle ran great, those were the days.
The Misheard: Boy you rage the millipede Songs that made the hip orray Guys like us we had it made, Those were the days. And you know when you were there, Whirl the whirl and never end, Maybe we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again, Dang you nee
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Real Lyric: For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself..
The Misheard: every woman here, I lost my child, I lost my child
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
The Misheard: Despite as my rage, I am still just a retina cage.
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Real Lyric: Nobody told me there'd be days like these
The Misheard: Nobody told me there'd be any blackies
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Real Lyric: she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: she looks like a fly and it stings when i pee
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Real Lyric: Walk Away Walk Away
The Misheard: Rum En Et Duey
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Real Lyric: You've got to feel it in your bones
The Misheard: You've got to feel like alien bones
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