The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Got fleas in my butt
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Real Lyric: Burning up his fuse out here alone
The Misheard: Burning up his suit of herringbone
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Real Lyric: Everybody's dancing and they're dancing for me
The Misheard: Everybody's dancing and they're dancing for meat
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Real Lyric: If you like pinia coladas
The Misheard: if you like beating koalas
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Real Lyric: Big boys don't cry
The Misheard: Be hoist and quiet
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Real Lyric: Emminence, Front, Emminence Front, It's a put on...
The Misheard: Lenny got F*cked, Lenny got F*cked, Its a put on...
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Real Lyric: BANG! BANG on the door baby!
The Misheard: BATMAN! At the door,baby!
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Real Lyric: But I don't want to raise your mother's son
The Misheard: But I don't want to rape your mother, son
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Real Lyric: So lonely
The Misheard: Sue Lawley
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Real Lyric: Life in the fastlane Surely make you lose your mind
The Misheard: Flies in the bathroom Surely make you lose your mind
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