The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Blood is like wine, unconscious all the time.
The Misheard: Blood is like wine, I'll cut you sometime.
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Real Lyric: Dancing queen, feel the beat of the tambourine
The Misheard: Dancing queen, eating Chinese with Mr. Bean
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer(back writer)
The Misheard: Ride, captain ride upon your mystery s**t Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip Ride captain ride upon your mystery s**t On your way to a world that others might have missed
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Real Lyric: He buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio
The Misheard: It buzzes like a fridge, he's like a teacher in New York
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue at the speed of light
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Real Lyric: I guess now it's time
The Misheard: I wet myself
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Real Lyric: Honey, bring it close to my...
The Misheard: Im gonna bring you toast tonight...
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Real Lyric: reach out and touch faith
The Misheard: preacher(s) have untouched faith
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: Here we are now, with potatoes
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Real Lyric: ooo rub that smooth skin
The Misheard: o rumplestilskin
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