The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I know you'd like to thank your s**t don't stank But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
The Misheard: She just loves you more than you will know.
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Real Lyric: Oh, Lord, I'm stuck in old Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh, Lord, I'm stuck in an old dry oven
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Real Lyric: I felt all flushed with fever
The Misheard: I fell off my sleeping wear
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Real Lyric: I have spoke with the tongue of angels
The Misheard: I have spoke with a ton of angels
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Real Lyric: You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend And now it's
The Misheard: You can't think you're tired when the battle starts screamin' louder
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Real Lyric: The funk soul brother
The Misheard: the funk's so rubber
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Real Lyric: And the papers want to know whose shirt you wear
The Misheard: And the papers want to know who should you wed
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Real Lyric: i shot the sheriff, but i swear it was in self defense
The Misheard: i shot the sheriff, but i swear i was in safety pants
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Real Lyric: We be jammin' ...
The Misheard: We be German ...
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Real Lyric: Cheer up Sleepy Jean
The Misheard: Cheer up sweet b'jean
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