The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A Venus witches' ring...
The Misheard: A penis which is green....
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Real Lyric: Hayley's Comet
The Misheard: HELL IS COMING
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Real Lyric: Nothing's sweet about me, yeah.
The Misheard: Nothing's scene about me, yeah.
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Real Lyric: He already knows that my love is fire
The Misheard: He already knows that my wall is fire
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Real Lyric: Momma don't take my Kodachrome away
The Misheard: Momma don't take my homegrown away
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Real Lyric: Secret agent man
The Misheard: Secret Asian man
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Real Lyric: Consider this Consider this, the hint of the century Consider this, the slip That brought me to my knees, failed What if all these fantasies come Flailing around Now I've said too much
The Misheard: Consider this Consider this, the time that sent you read Consider this, this will That brought me to my knees, praying Waterfalls and Spanish seas come Maybe, now Now I've said too much
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Real Lyric: Big 'ole Jet Airliner...
The Misheard: We go down to the line up...
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Real Lyric: Hit the dance floor
The Misheard: Hi the dumpster
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Real Lyric: It's so funny, we don't talk any more
The Misheard: Ipso facto, we don't talk any more
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