The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note
The Misheard: A year has passed since I broke my nob
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Real Lyric: You live with apes, man, its hard to be clean
The Misheard: The way that AIDS spreads it's hard to be clean
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I hate you 'Cause I hate you
The Misheard: 'Cause I'm a Jew 'Cause I'm a Jew
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Real Lyric: They had one thing in common, they were good in bed
The Misheard: They had one thing in common they were good in math.
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Real Lyric: These eyes have seen a lot of loves But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
The Misheard: These eyes have seeva bottle lit, bottle never gabba seeba dobble woman labba had with you
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird
The Misheard: Hung like a bird
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Real Lyric: I got my mind set on you
The Misheard: Wake up I gunna sit on you
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Real Lyric: Hey Joe where you goin with that gun in your hand.
The Misheard: Hey Joan where you goin with that gum in your hair.
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Real Lyric: You can do whatever you feel
The Misheard: you can do what the f**k you feel
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Real Lyric: Racin' with the wind
The Misheard: whistling with the dream
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