The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I choke
The Misheard: I try to say goodbye and not joke
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Real Lyric: they paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: they paved paradise i put up with a f**king lot
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, I'm Stuck in Lodi again...
The Misheard: Oh Lord, I'm suckin' on old diet gin.
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Real Lyric: knocking me out with those american thighs
The Misheard: knocking me out with her adrenaline pipe
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Real Lyric: all i can tell you brother is you have to wait
The Misheard: all i can tell you is butthead your half shoe wayne
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer! Paperback writer!
The Misheard: pay for that Chrysler! Pay for that Chrysler!
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Real Lyric: I am the Walrus
The Misheard: I am the Wall's ass
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Real Lyric: jo jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
The Misheard: jo jo was a man who thought he was a women
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Real Lyric: Went on down to old El Paso, swear I ran into a great big hassle....
The Misheard: Went on down to old El Paso, swear I ran into a great big a$$hole....
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers, Singing my life with his words
The Misheard: Strong In my pants with his finger Singing my life in this world
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