The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I went forth... with an age old... Desire... to please
The Misheard: I would f**k with an angel Desire...to please
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Real Lyric: Tell me what you want.
The Misheard: belly button bar
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Real Lyric: Can't buy me love
The Misheard: Can't buy meat loaf
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Real Lyric: You live your life like a canary in a coal mine
The Misheard: You live your life like Mary in a coma
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Real Lyric: If I shiver give me a blanket, let me wear your coat.
The Misheard: If I shiver give me a blanket, let me wear you cold.
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Real Lyric: To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.
The Misheard: Well you know a very rubber dictionary cannot fly.
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Real Lyric: Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
The Misheard: Hey now, you're an All Star, get your keks off, hey hey
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Real Lyric: stepped on a pop top
The Misheard: stepped on a Pop Tart
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Real Lyric: We are spirts in the material world
The Misheard: Hey Papa Smurf, where's my cereal?
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Real Lyric: Here in my car I feel safest of all.
The Misheard: Here in my car I feel safe as the law.
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