The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And Suzie wore her dresses tight
The Misheard: And Suzie was just ass-tight
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Real Lyric: The Cuervo Gold The fine Columbian
The Misheard: Oh where you'll go To find Columbia
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Real Lyric: This doesn't happen to me everyday
The Misheard: The stars in heaven do me everyday
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Real Lyric: Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man
The Misheard: On a meeting with my uncle, he claimed he had heard someone singing "Hamish the Tamborine Man"
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Real Lyric: Lay Down Sally, rest here in my arms
The Misheard: Make A Salad, Rest it in my arms
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Real Lyric: You've got me head over heels
The Misheard: You drive my eyes to repair
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Real Lyric: I love rock 'n roll!
The Misheard: I love Waterloo!
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Real Lyric: Cracklin' Rosie get on board...
The Misheard: Cracklin' Rosie peed on a boy...
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I choke
The Misheard: I try to say goodbye and not joke
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Real Lyric: they paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: they paved paradise i put up with a f**king lot
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