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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pete Townshend

    Song: Let My Love Open The Door

    Real Lyric: Let My Love Open the Door

    The Misheard: He Might Have Opened the Door

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    Artist: Sarah McLachlan

    Song: Building A Mystery

    Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem

    The Misheard: You strut your ass away to a suicide pole

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    Artist: Right Said Fred

    Song: I'm Too Sexy

    Real Lyric: I'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan

    The Misheard: I'm too sexy for my land Too sexy for my land -- New York and Japan

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    Artist: Huey Lewis & the News

    Song: I Want A New Drug

    Real Lyric: I want a new drug/ One that won't make me sick/ One that won't make me crash my car/

    The Misheard: I want a new drug/ Weatherwall made me sick/ Weatherwall made me crash my car/

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    Artist: Alien Ant Farm

    Song: Smooth Criminal

    Real Lyric: Eddie are you OK are you OK eddie?

    The Misheard: Eddie are Jews OK are Jews OK Eddie?

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    Artist: Tori Amos

    Song: Professional Widow

    Real Lyric: Honey bring it close to my lips It's gotta be big

    The Misheard: Honey bring a pill to my lips Saturday

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Down on the Corner

    Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street, Willie and the Poor Boys are playin' Bring your nickles, tap your feet

    The Misheard: Down on the corner Out in the street, Where the boat boys are playin' Playin music that can't be beat!

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Yellow Submarine

    Real Lyric: sky of blue, sea of green

    The Misheard: this guy is blue, his pee is green

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: Thank You

    Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all

    The Misheard: My cheese don't call I'm wondering why but I'm not bad at all

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    Artist: Outkast

    Song: Ms Jackson

    Real Lyric: i'm sorry ms. jackson

    The Misheard: what's wrong with ms. jackson

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