The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So now I come to you with open arms,
The Misheard: So now I turn to you with open eyes,
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Real Lyric: young girl with eyes like the desert
The Misheard: A young girl with eyes like potatoes
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Real Lyric: been out riding fences
The Misheard: been out roping fences
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown.
The Misheard: the party is for the bollox and the crack is for grown
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Real Lyric: You're eyes without a face
The Misheard: I supply the fish
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Real Lyric: Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me
The Misheard: I'm the ostrich queen Take a chance on me
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Real Lyric: Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me
The Misheard: I'm the ostrich queen Take a chance on me
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Real Lyric: She had sightless eyes
The Misheard: She had saggy thighs
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Real Lyric: If there's nothing missing in my life, then why do these tears come at night?
The Misheard: If there's nothing missing in my life, then why do these thieves come at night?
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Real Lyric: Everytime I comb my hair Thoughts of you get in my eyes
The Misheard: Everytime I comb my hair Got some nudie in my eyes
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