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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Steely Dan

    Song: Reelin' In The Years

    Real Lyric: Reelin' in the years

    The Misheard: Reelin' in the East

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: I get knocked down, But I get up again. you never gonna keep me down.

    The Misheard: I get knnocked down, Like an over head. You never gonna get me down.

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: wife of a close friend

    The Misheard: wife of a postman

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    Artist: Billy Ocean

    Song: Caribbean Queen

    Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen...

    The Misheard: Caribou Swing...

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Bed Of Roses

    Real Lyric: I want to be as close as your holy ghost is

    The Misheard: I want to be as close as your holy toasties

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Reach down between my legs and ease the seat back

    The Misheard: Reach down between my legs and squeeze the seed bag

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    Artist: No Doubt

    Song: Spiderwebs

    Real Lyric: It's all your fault that i screen my phone calls

    The Misheard: It's all your fault i scream like bulldogs.

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

    Real Lyric: All other lyrics besides "dude looks like a lady"

    The Misheard: I didn't realize there were others

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

    Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady

    The Misheard: Do it like a lady

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: What a nice surprise Bring your alibis

    The Misheard: What a nice surprise When you're elevised

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