The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Turn me loose, turn me loose
The Misheard: Taffy Lou, Taffy Lou
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Real Lyric: Zoot suit riot throw back a bottle of beer.
The Misheard: Soup soup Ryan throw a bag of bubbly beer.
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Real Lyric: I don't care if I get behind
The Misheard: I don't care if I get me high
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Real Lyric: what a long strange trip it's been
The Misheard: what a long straight chicken wing
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Real Lyric: Carry me home to see my kin
The Misheard: Carry me home to see my skin
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Real Lyric: chorus: constant craving, has always been, craving ah ha
The Misheard: lost and crazy, im always a (les)bian
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Real Lyric: So I set fire to the rain....
The Misheard: So I set fire to lorraine
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Real Lyric: And if you cry out, I'm going to push it, push it some more.
The Misheard: And if you cry out, I'm going to poo ***t, poo ***t some more.
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul. There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last. When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll.
The Misheard: And there's a whino down the road I should have stolen the show There walks a baby we all know Who shines one light upon the snow And if you listen very hard The truth will bother you a lot When all are one and one is awwwww To be a rock and not a
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