The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Everybody wants to put me down
The Misheard: Everybody wants a poopy diaper
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Real Lyric: I'll keep all my plans close to my chest
The Misheard: I'll keep on my pants close to my chest
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Real Lyric: Send my love to your new lover Treat her better We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts We both know we ain't kids no more
The Misheard: Send my love to your little Latin love Treat her better We've gotta let go of all of our clothes we both know we ain't kids no more
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Real Lyric: I've got a long list of ex lovers
The Misheard: Gotta love those cervix lovers
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Real Lyric: It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll
The Misheard: Its a long way to the shop, if you wanna sausage roll
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Real Lyric: You're not the only one, so get up!
The Misheard: You're not the only Juan, so get out!
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Real Lyric: overlode,overlode comin up to the overlode
The Misheard: mow the lawn mow the lawn Alyssas going to mow the lawm
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap!
The Misheard: "Dirty Steve and the Thunder Chiefs"!!
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Real Lyric: Went to the dance, looking for romance, Saw Barbra Ann so I thought I'd take a chance!
The Misheard: Went to the dance, looking for a man, saw Bob The Ram so I thought I'd take a chance!
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Real Lyric: Why yo' eyes rollin', loosen up girl I ain't goin' nowhere....
The Misheard: Why yo' eyes rollin' Luke seen ya girl & I ain't goin' nowhere...
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