The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
The Misheard: No dukes of hazzard in the classroom.
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist and directs you where to go
The Misheard: Your tongue grabs you by the wrist and directs you where to go
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me
The Misheard: Float man, boat man
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Real Lyric: our lips are sealed
The Misheard: honest Cecile
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Release Mom and Dad
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Real Lyric: Oh Sherrie, Our love Holds on, Holds on
The Misheard: Oh Sherrie, All alone Ozone, Ozone
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Real Lyric: more than a woman, more than a woman to me
The Misheard: baldheaded woman, baldheaded woman in jeans
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Real Lyric: Gloria in excelsis deo.
The Misheard: Glory in chelsea's day old.
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Real Lyric: Beezlebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me.
The Misheard: He's a boob and the devil has a side for pee, for me, for me.
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Real Lyric: Floating weightless
The Misheard: Floating waitress
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