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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Enter Sandman

    Real Lyric: exit light

    The Misheard: amstel light

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    Artist: Fleetwood Mac

    Song: Dreams

    Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean... you'll know

    The Misheard: When the rain wall sheds you clean... you'll know and/or When the rainbow sheds you clean... you'll know

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    Artist: Band Aid

    Song: Do They Know It's Christmas Time

    Real Lyric: The greatest gift they'll get this yeah is life

    The Misheard: The greatest gift they'll get this year is rice

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    Artist: Olivia Newton-John

    Song: Hopelessly Devoted To You

    Real Lyric: hopelessly devoted to you

    The Misheard: hopefully we will screw

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    Artist: Alanis Morissette

    Song: Hands Clean

    Real Lyric: I might wanna marry you one day if you watch that weight and you keep your firm body

    The Misheard: I might wanna marry you today if you wash that face and keep it off your body

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Headlong

    Real Lyric: And you're rushing headlong...

    The Misheard: Get your Russian hands off...

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Beast Of Burden

    Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden

    The Misheard: I'll never be your big suburban

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Beast Of Burden

    Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden

    The Misheard: I'll never be your big suburban

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    Artist: Whitney Houston

    Song: Saving All My Love For You

    Real Lyric: But that's just an old fantasy.

    The Misheard: But that's just an old bathtub scene.

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: here we are now, entertain us

    The Misheard: we all have, hepatitus

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