The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: pump up the jam, pump it up, while your feet are stompin'
The Misheard: pump up the jam, pump it up, WHY YO FEET ARE SO BIG?
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Real Lyric: And being in your life is gonna change me
The Misheard: And peeing in your life is gonna change me
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Real Lyric: Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!
The Misheard: Hey! Dude! Get off of my spouse!
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Real Lyric: Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time... I'm having a ball...
The Misheard: Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time... I'm having a boy!
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Real Lyric: Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time... I'm having a ball...
The Misheard: Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time... I'm having a boy!
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Real Lyric: All the mommas who profit dollas
The Misheard: All the llamas squashed pyjamas
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Real Lyric: She's a good girl, loves her mama loves Jesus, and America too
The Misheard: loves cheez-its
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Real Lyric: Well those drifters days are past me now I've got so much more to think about Deadlines and commitments What to leave in, what to leave out
The Misheard: Well those drifters days are past me now I've got so much more to think about Dead nuns and hooded monks What to leave in, what to leave out
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Real Lyric: Upon the fields od barley...upon the fields of gold
The Misheard: The farmer feels her body...the farmer feels her hole
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Real Lyric: I come home from a hard day's work, and you're waiting there, not a care in the world
The Misheard: I come home from a hard day's work, and you're waiting there, how can I go on?
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