The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Well you're where you should be all the time And when you're not you're with Some underworld spy or the wife from a close friend
The Misheard: Well you're where you should be all the time And when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a postman
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Real Lyric: Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress
The Misheard: Blue-eyed mother and a satisfied Dad
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Real Lyric: Blood lost in a bathroom stall.
The Misheard: Got lost in a bathroom stall.
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Real Lyric: Blood lost in a bathroom stall.
The Misheard: Got lost in a bathroom stall.
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Real Lyric: God bless mother nature, shes a single woman too
The Misheard: God bless mother nature, she's a sinful woman too
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Real Lyric: Rhythm is a dancer. It's a soul's companion.
The Misheard: Rhythm is a dancer. It's a sort of panther
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Real Lyric: He thinks it's not Kosher Fundamentally he can't take it
The Misheard: He thinks it's not Kosher Fundamentally demented.
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Real Lyric: I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?"
The Misheard: I said to the man Are you trying to tempt me because I come from the land of Lempke
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see
The Misheard: Can you take me higher? To enlist with lime and stine
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Real Lyric: Change my pitch up. Smack my b**th up.
The Misheard: Change my picture. Smash my picture.
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