The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Misty taste of moonshine, treardrop in my eye
The Misheard: Miss the taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
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Real Lyric: With the birds, I'll share this loney view
The Misheard: With a Burma Shave, It's a Lorna Doone
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Like a budgie, touched for the very first time
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty deeds god damn chink
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Real Lyric: mental wounds not healing
The Misheard: maple walnut healing
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Real Lyric: ..and sing a song with me, [background vocals] yeah, me,...
The Misheard: ...and sing a song with me, [background vocals] THERA-MED,...
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Real Lyric: Blood red nails, on your finger tips.
The Misheard: Blood red nails, on your banging tits.
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Real Lyric: The radio's playing some forgotten song Brenda Lee's "Coming on Strong"
The Misheard: This is my husband (48) and step-daughter (21 & who's name is Brandi-lee) who hear it as The radio's playing some forgotten song Brandi-lee is coming in strong
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Please not like that
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Real Lyric: All my friends call me Bear Claw village cheiftain was my papa
The Misheard: All my friends call me Bear Claw village chicken was my papa
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