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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Patti LaBelle

    Song: Lady Marmalade

    Real Lyric: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir

    The Misheard: Oolay Vooco Shay Alay Vwa, Shishwa

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    Artist: Westlife

    Song: When You're Looking Like That

    Real Lyric: Five foot ten a cat suit and bambi eyes

    The Misheard: Five foot ten a cat suit and bendy arms

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen

    The Misheard: Lay ne down and she's so fancy

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Lay Lady Lay

    Real Lyric: Lay across my big brass bed

    The Misheard: Lay across my pumpkin bread

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

    The Misheard: Why'd you leave the kids upon the table?

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    Artist: Van Morrison

    Song: Brown-Eyed Girl

    Real Lyric: ...Saw you just the other day my how you have grown, cast my mem'ry back there lord, sometimes overcome thinkin bout it

    The Misheard: ...Saw you just the other day my how you have grown, KASPER MAN WE BAKED THEIR LARD, sometimes overcome thinkin bout it

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Pinball Wizard

    Real Lyric: ...But I just handed My Pin ball Crown to him.

    The Misheard: ...But I just handed My Pimple Crown to him.

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    Artist: Go-Gos

    Song: Our Lips Are Sealed

    Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed

    The Misheard: I like Cecile

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    Artist: Marcy Playground

    Song: Sex and Candy

    Real Lyric: Who's that casting Devious stares In my direction Mama this surely Is a dream

    The Misheard: Who's that casting Devious stares At my erection Mama this surely Is a dream

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: Layla

    Real Lyric: Layla, you got me on my knees

    The Misheard: Layla, wont you do me please?

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